You can take the boy out of eastern Oregon but you can’t take the eastern Oregon out of the boy.
Who needs a boyfriend when I have beer and video games? #GaymerProblems #Boredstagran
I’m about to wife this girl up! @sarabethdensmore #BrunchSwag
Does my new brother-in-law know me well OR WHAT??? #6YearOldAlcoholic
Can’t wait to be best man! #EngagementSeason
The road home for Christmas. #Mordor? #PNW
Not a bad view, even hungover. #RoseCityMotherFuckah (at City of Portland)
Tis the season for holiday parties.
The big boy equivalent of the lollipop after a doctor’s appointment.